Well, if this didn't just hit the nail right on the head. Cassey ended up here as well, so at least I can take comfort in the knowledge that I will have the company of my best friend when we go to Hell together. Yeah, so we'll be surrounded by these "fields full of distress and torment terrible" and "burning tombs" and the "three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents" and whatnot, and I'll be like, "So, Kay, where'd you get those kick-ass shoes?"