"Sarasvati is the Hindu Goddess of all arts: music, painting, sculpture, dance, and writing. She is credited with presenting the gift of writing to mankind so that her songs could be written down and preserved. Sarasvati is often depicted on the back of a swan or peacock, and with four arms, with which she plays the lute or drum and bestows jeweled blessings. She is the Goddess of eloquence, and words pour from her like a sweetly flowing river. One myth of this Goddess is that She is a jealous rival of the Goddess of wealth, Lakshmi, and that pursuing wealth alone will assure that Sarasvati's gifts will desert you."
Ok, here's the funny thing about this: If you add just two letters (which will not be revealed, of course) to the svati part of Sarasvati, you have my real first and last names. Minus the 'h' in Sarah. If you say my real first and last names very fast, it sounds exactly like Sarasvati. Even looks like me a little bit. 'Cept for the four arms thing. Pretty fucking weird, right?